May 2013
jaydeleau:
so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free
but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month
even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?
guys dont HAVE to have sex u know
but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need
cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make...
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
the Colonel: She has great breasts
Alaska: DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!
the Colonel: Sorry. Perky breasts.
Alaska: That's not any better!
the Colonel: Sure it is. Great is a judgement on a woman's body. Perky is merely an observation. They are perky. I mean, Christ.
Alaska: You're hopeless.
Social Justice Problems
on tumblr: guys we need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of nonbinary trans* people
in real life: ok, I guess I have to explain to my entire class how "feminist" is not an insult
illluminadi:
lilyjoon:
If you are not infuriated with the institutionalized higher education or health care systems of America then I am going to make the assumption that you simply have not been exposed yet.
Either that, or incredibly close-minded and too busy caring about status and what the social implications are.
Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
Punishment for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
westbor0baptistchurch:
Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
nadirpoint:
princessfreakazoid:
whatidontwantiwaste:
neutroi:
princessfreakazoid:
okay so we have chivalry, what’s it called when women do nice things for men because they feel like they have to? what’s the word for that?
common courtesy?
fear
aaaaaand nailed it
oh shit son!
psyshocks:
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
itsbetterthananal:
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
best-of-funny:
missbeatlegeorge:
somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:
dontbelieveincircumstances:
mynamekyle:
do you guys even understand?
you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables
and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but
on
the
real
they mean n o t h i n g
it’s just
noises
We are getting too...
